Please Stand By

We are experiencing technical difficulties. I'm on re-boot 6 now, and so far all I've managed to accomplish is putting the two halves of today's page of Fey together. I can't even flatten the two layers that the two halves are on. Every time I try to flatten it gets most of the way through and freezes. Sigh. Very large, long-suffering sigh. I'll keep trying, and maybe the page will be up by the end of the day. And it would've been up by noon if . . .