Fawkes: We need something to make us different. Exciting.
Wakelyne: Oh? What do you suggest?
Fawkes: We could do a show with wild animals. Tigers, maybe.
Wakelyne: Are you insane? No one is going to pay to be menaced by giant cats. And what would we feed them?
Fawkes: Well, what if we did a show with jokes? People like to laugh.
Wakelyne: Jokes?
Fawkes: A part of the act.
Wakelyne: I'm not good at telling jokes.
Fawkes: That's fine. I'll talk, you could just make faces. You're good at that.
Wakelyne: Hrumph. I still think the mechanical pig is the better idea.
Well, it made me laugh. And the best part is, I have no memory of writing it. I love when that happens. (Oh, and ten points if you can spot the references to two other magician teams.)
2 comments:
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
It wouldn't be Siegfried & Roy and Penn & Teller would it?
And the ten points go to Sue! (Next time, I'll pick more obscure references ;) )
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