19 August 2006

Mild-Mannered

What does Niko say when a Jesus boy asks her if she wants a Bible tract? Why, she politely says, "No, thank you."

And what does Niko say when said Jesus boy then asks, "If you die tonight, will you go to heaven?" Why, she says, "I'm not going anywhere."

And then turns around and yells after him, "I'll just be dead!"

5 comments:

Sue said...

LOL! I probably would have said "straight to Hell! I must find out which is hotter - Hell or a restaurant kitchen in summer."

Niko said...

Heh. I've never heard of anyone passing out from heatstroke in Hell.

Anonymous said...

Point one for you! Someone gave one of my co-workers a religious pamphlet, comparing not being saved to a pilot's incompetence causing a devastating plane crash, with bold red letters for the important bits and everything. We had a good laugh.

Rowena said...

This reminds me of the "Danger Zone" article in a Christian newspaper that was delivered to my humble, falling-off-the-cliff abode on the Sunshine Coast. I believe Helena still has that article. It describes the moments when you know that kissing and petting has entered the "Danger Zone", i.e. you're gonna have sex, kiddo! Way too funny! So, yes, Niko, you are not only in the Danger Zone, but you're in the Going To Hell Zone, too.

Niko said...

Yeah, if the Christians are right, I'm in trouble. I'll be toasting marshmallows with Satan for sure.